This note was taped to lady’s unit door in
Chicago.“Can you please put a record on super loud
or something next time you are FUCKING?? I’d really appreciate NOT having to
hear every single THRUST & MOAN right through the fucking wall and I’m SURE
you’d rather not share that info with complete strangers. Lucky for me it never
lasts very long.”Her response was brilliant. She taped this
to her door next to the above note;“Dear Neighbour, My, my. How lovely to meet
you in this incredibly tactful, kind & civilised manner. Did you really
need to post your hissy fit on my door like a whiney scarlet letter? Your
obvious frustration from my pleasure saddens and confuses me. I’m not yelling
or anything terribly disrespectful. Apparently we have the thinnest walls on
Earth, because, I assure you, the moans you are so upset by are masturbation
induced. That’s why it ‘doesn’t last very long’. I know what I’m doing, porn is
free, and I have the best vibrator. I got it at Taboo Taboo down the
street. You should really invest in one, you sound a bit, uh, tense..... SEX IS
NATURAL & HEALTHY. I am proud of my sexuality so your attempted SLUT
SHAMING is useless here. If you had approached me in a respectful manner I
would have been happy to oblige. But we all know our rent is exorbitant. I pay
enough to do whatever I please in the privacy of my own home, AND PLEASE i
SHALL!! I suggest you whip out your big girl panties and deal with it."Anyone heard of or done any great slut
shaming shoot downs?
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