You know you are kinky and dirty when.....1. Your first thought when a friend or family member turns up unexpectedly is "shit, do I have any dildos or vibrators drying on the kitchen or bathroom sink" 2. You have a contingency plan in case of your unexpected death, that a naughty friend is to go to your place and sanitise it before any family gets there. 3. Your toy box is not for children 4. You have a toy box 5. You have allocated space in your wardrobe for kinky & Sexy outfits6. Your keyboard is sticky 7. You meet up with old friends and when they tell you some juicy gossip in a hushed voice you think to yourself "Fuck me, did I just walk into a nunnery" 8. You have to lie about your weekend on Monday mornings around the work coffee machine. 9. You have to boil all your undies on wash day because they are stiff as a board. 10. You think your Icicle glass dildo is a work of art and consider putting it on display in your living room. Over to you. You know you are kinky and dirty when?
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