The lighter side of life, you know those moments when your body lets you down, you open your mouth to the wrong person at the wrong time. When you fart in the lift, have tucked your skirt into your knickers?
Me. Giving a lecture, introduce a guest who is going to talk on the topic. A cop,big handsome bugga
me in my power suit, looking all propper,packed lecture theatre
I introduce him,he shakes my hand on the way to the microphone
I fart like a cannon in a cave
yep, I kind of dribbled away, and left the lecture and there was a bit of a pause,
I thought whew,but no
the place errupted with gales of laughter.
what was worse I had to go back in for my part of the lecture. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!
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