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Sexy Poems

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“Jack Sprat could eat no fat, His wife could eat Noelene” goes the old nursery rhyme.Initially we can establish that Mr Sprat is married to his good lady wife.It appears that Mr Sprat treats his marriage as God intended it to be i.e. between a man and a woman.The rhyme exhorts, in slang, that Mr Sprat does not practise fellatio and we can extrapolate that he also does not entertain gentlemen callers knocking at his backdoor, so to speak.It’s fair to say that one practice might be a gateway to the other so for all intents and purposes we can say that Mr Sprat is heterosexual.Conversely, the rhyme is upfront (pun intended) in suggesting that Mrs Sprat has her Liquor Licence.It makes no bones about the fact that the object of her homosexual affection is someone named Noelene.The unknown factor is whether or not Mrs Sprat has the blessing of Mr Sprat in her cunnilingual pursuits.The rhyme states merely that she “could eat Noelene” and no suggestion of mutual consent is made nor can be thought to be implied.One needs more information to complete this story.The rhyme finishes with, “And so between them both, you see, They licked the platter clean”.Although obscure euphemisms are used (most probably to protect young ears), immediately we know that Mr Sprat is, indeed, complicit in the affair that his wife is having.It seems that Noelene is quite accommodating and although left unsaid it should be reasonable to think that Mr Sprat is penetrating her as well as his bisexual wife making for a ménage a trois.Yes, it’s the subtext of these nursery rhymes that makes them magic!Question; What is your favourite Poem containing Sexual Undertones?

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