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Unravelling the mysteries of Man......FBS vs EBS Syndrome.

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Now this is a subject I have discussed with a few ladies and one that has caused both laughter and frustration for the fairer sex.  So guys I am really hoping you can shed some light on this, not necessarily just; male condition.  My girlfriend here started dating 12mths ago after a divorce, we noted a particular pattern of behaviour in the 26-35yo men she was meeting, she is 30.  Before anyone asks, yes she has requested that I post this topic for the "RHP Brains Trust" to debate. Amongst ourselves we have called this condition the FBS vs EBS Syndrome. You see these guys would text/call incessently and be all over her with compliments and wanting to spend time.  So saying she'd go out with them a few times then eventually enjoy an intimate moment (they are another hilarious story, especially the guy who told her to "Shush" at 7am because it was "too early for you to be speaking!!" Who then swiftly found himself naked outside her front door, clothes in hand wanting to know what he did wrong!!!) after which the txts/calls would dwindle and dry up!  2-3wks later they resume with a fervour again with the same end result.  So we came to the conclusion this erratic behaviour was directly associated with the buildup of tension in the balls, hence Full Ball Syndrome (attentiveness) vs Empty Ball Syndrome (disinterest).  It got to the stage where we could place bets on who was due for release and more often than not, we were only ever out by a day or two!!  Yes front door guy kept trying to gain re-entry too! Now while this topic has been a source of alot of fun for our group we were wondering a) if you guys realise you're doing this?  b) if other women are aware of this condition? and if not, you are now Sisters!!! and c) Is it a psychological condition isolated to our test group aged 26-35 or does it know no age/gender limitation?  :). I might also add the more she refuses further advances the more these poor men/boys try.....unsuccessfully.  Disclaimer: this is certainly NOT a man bashing exercise just a genuine query we were hoping to get other people's thoughts on.  Guys I'm certain there are women out there who may exhibit similar behaviours and if so sharing your experiences may help others!!!  So, thoughts anyone?

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