So one of my housemates has had a string of late night companions come through the house recently. He's your stereotypical young crossfitter, minus the beard, with the bonus of actually being quite funny so it's no surprise he has no trouble arranging these rendezvous.Generally I don't meet the ladies but tonight I happened to pass them in the hall and my housemate felt the need to make an introduction... and that's when it got weird.Upon learning my name she turned to my housemate asking "So, this is him?" she then immediately turned to me and asked "Your the one with the piercings? Can I see them?". All my piercings, to which there are more than a few but less than a dozen, are of the genital variety so I thought it best to deny her request.It turns out my housemate has been picking up women by discussing my genitals. These are women that I've never met and have no connection with, just total strangers. And this is not an isolated incident he says he's been doing it for months. Months in which he's seen a lot more action than I have which I'm not too proud to says kinda bugs me.So ladies I ask you this, if a guy walked up to you and said "Did you know my housemate has 8 genital piercings?", (the actual line according to Kylie or Carrie or whatever her name was) what would you do?
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